Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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