Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Of course I have a pirate flag
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Oh god it's open bar.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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