If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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