is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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