On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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