We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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