i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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