she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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