ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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