i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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