There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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