a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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