my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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