i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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