he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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