Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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