Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Your penis caused this!
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