nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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