i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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