You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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