theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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