her vagine was all disorganized.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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