I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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