how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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