Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The ass gains better be worth it
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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