Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
