It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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