Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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