When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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