I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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