I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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