He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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