My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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