yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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