He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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