i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think i got beer on your cat.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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