Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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