I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
A+ Viking dick
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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