i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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