I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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