I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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