The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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