Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
it was like eating out sand paper
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize
