since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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