Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
