Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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