My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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