yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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