Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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