My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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