If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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